fenwaypahk:

It’s 1 am and you’re all I can think about.

"Don’t ever put your happiness in someone else’s hands. They’ll drop it. They’ll drop it everytime."
One For Sorrow, C.Barzak (via bl-ossomed)

izzetheking:

HOw do i kill someone without looking rude

theanti90smovement:

if you’ve ever liked my selfie you’re going to heaven

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

183

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus